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DECEPTION - I am so totally doing this on Halloween


TAGS: apple onion halloween caramel
Rating: 4.81/5

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rerun - October 24, 2012, 4:31 pm

run19 is done
GaryO - October 24, 2012, 8:19 am
Uh, my great grandchild killed a spambot with his nerf hammer and I gladly paid $500 for watching….WHERE’S THE GD MODS? This thing is working on it’s 2nd day.
run19 - October 24, 2012, 6:20 am
my classmate's mother-in-law makes $72/hr on the computer. She has been laid off for nine months but last month her income was $15013 just working on the computer for a few hours. Here's the site to read more Run19.com
Yorick - September 16, 2012, 2:26 pm
I'm not sure who I could get away with doing this to, but I'd love to try. Maybe my brothers. Brotherly love.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 15, 2012, 3:23 am
So as not to get caught, set up your stuff in an abandoned house so they'll never find out where you really live ;)
falloutghoul - September 2, 2012, 7:31 pm
Even worst than razor blades in the apples!
rerun - September 1, 2012, 9:59 pm

If I didn't have about 500 kids come by I would do this.
Cyberhagen - September 1, 2012, 6:57 pm
OMG Now that's just evil!


DRIVE-THRU STRIPPER -




SMOKING -




~ QUESTION ~ - “Why is Monday so far away from Friday but Friday is so close to Monday?”


TAGS: monday friday question weekend
Rating: 4.93/5

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spacedog - July 31, 2012, 7:26 pm
Heh, Gingercat.


ALLAH-U-SNACKBAR! - Get the Special Kebab Combo with Felafel and a soda for just 5 dinar!


TAGS: september challenge open 7 days a week
Rating: 3.7/5

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jollyman - November 27, 2009, 11:29 am
waaaaay to great
Eugene - October 17, 2009, 10:40 am
He looked like that "THIS IS SPARTA!" guy at a quick glance


SINKHOLES - Hey, just think. This could happen to your house tonight. Sweet dreams, everyone.




HAHAHAHAHA - Let's face it, you'll probably be eaten by a lion anyway.


TAGS: aids black africa funny sweet
Rating: 3.76/5

More motifakes by Mitchell

Insaniac - December 28, 2009, 8:23 pm
Forget Hell. The worst thing they can do is to reincarnate us! 5Ls!
Krissie - October 13, 2009, 12:34 am
LogicDude...Idont think there's an elevator that's goin straight to hell big enough for ALL of us that laughed at this! 5L from me as well!
LogicDude - July 30, 2009, 9:49 am
I'm going straight to Hell. 5L!
CANADA - July 30, 2009, 8:44 am
LMAO!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 29, 2009, 10:41 pm
this is terrible....what's worse is I laughed at it. Now I feel terrible about myself.......


VERY WELL -


TAGS: an owls revenge is sweet
Rating: 4.71/5

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ICEMAN - April 9, 2011, 1:45 am
Thank You FP, Airdude, Y11. You show amazingly good taste. ; )
Yoso11 - April 8, 2011, 5:37 pm
LMFAO. That Owl knows all about revenge.
Airman - April 8, 2011, 11:39 am
I'll second that LOL
Faceplant31 - April 8, 2011, 10:12 am
Am5ome Ice!


GRUMPY ONE -


TAGS: plotting revenge is sweet enough
Rating: 4.91/5

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CaptainBaked - April 25, 2011, 9:34 pm
Yeah I was actually thinking about that poster while I was making this! Too funny...
ICEMAN - April 25, 2011, 6:51 pm
A common theme... 132688
TheOne - April 25, 2011, 4:26 pm
Heheh


SWEET RIDE -


TAGS: avatar sweet ride bird taroc
Rating: 2.85/5

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Claire - December 23, 2009, 2:46 pm
Epic movie, awesome poster.


WEEKENDS - They're pretty much the same everywhere !


TAGS: weekends
Rating: 4.05/5

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Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 11:04 am
Think of the evil that was done to get this picture. lol They poisoned and dog and then THREW it in a toilet. 5/5


THE LEG - SWEEP IT -


TAGS: karate kid leg sweep
Rating: 4.57/5

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jam1977 - October 7, 2013, 1:38 pm
I met Martin Kove at SDCC 2013. he is a total riot lol.
CANADA - September 23, 2010, 8:52 pm
old school
agdaniele - September 23, 2010, 8:33 pm
Massive!!!
crankyhead - September 23, 2010, 3:56 pm
Cobra Kai!


ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS -


TAGS: train beer sweeden funny
Rating: 4.15/5

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forseti - December 1, 2010, 4:27 pm
very nice!
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2010, 8:33 am
I know, I approved it. btw, excellent use of the pic
kay9kabang - December 1, 2010, 8:31 am
yes, That IS spellchecked


FRIDAY -




TWEETY TOE - (look again)


TAGS: tweety bird camel toe
Rating: 2.22/5

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Sean - December 31, 2008, 3:27 am
Now that's funny. And yes I had to look again. Thanks for the help.


NICE HALLOWEEN COSTUME - What are you supposed to be, a volkswagen?




BLACKOUT DRUNK - Good morning sweetheart, I baked you a cupcake


TAGS: blackout drunk baked cupcake sweetheart
Rating: 4.7/5

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Budog - November 24, 2011, 6:08 pm
I think rehab and AA would definitely be in order after that...
Reality Lord - November 24, 2011, 6:06 pm

lolz
rulerofmanandape - November 24, 2011, 3:21 pm
How'd you get this picture of me? lol


HALLOWEEN ALIENS - That should be good for about 12 sequels.




THE FIRST FIVE DAYS - After the weekend are the hardest ...




REAL MEN DON'T CRY - Until the dog dies at the end.




In yo fayce -




HALLOWEEN - STOP STICKING CANDLES IN ME!!!!!! STOP THE GENOCIDE!!!!!!




THAT'S NO MOON -




CROSS TOWN TRAFFIC -


TAGS: afghanistan road sweeping
Rating: 4.93/5

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luddy - December 15, 2010, 8:38 pm
nice, gen 1 mraps, d9 bulldozers, must be a route clearice, eod, or sappers.
awesomeflame - December 15, 2010, 12:20 am
heres a 10th vote :)
baldigus - December 14, 2010, 4:18 pm
that brings back some memorys.


HALLOWEEN - Another reason not to work on the house




EASTER BUNNY -


TAGS: never buy weed easter bunny
Rating: 4.46/5

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lolforever2903 - December 9, 2013, 8:24 pm
4:24
lolforever2903 - December 9, 2013, 8:23 pm
In my last comment it said it was 8:22 pm. But I'm in Alaska, so it's actually 4:22 pm. Oh, now it's 4:23
lolforever2903 - December 9, 2013, 8:22 pm
Nice pun there. I want some Easter Bunny weed!


TWITTER -




Arizona Border Patrol Drug Bust -


TAGS: 18 milkweed pods during golf
Rating: 3.25/5

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turbogt350 - February 2, 2017, 5:50 pm
That is going to Hurt, and will take a long time to get them out. That stuff is nasty.


WOMAN WISDOM - How to get rid of your husband on week ends.


TAGS: woman man fish fishing week end
Rating: 4.47/5

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thesunshinesing - September 28, 2012, 4:48 pm
sorry just wanted to tell people to be nice, too :)
GaryO - September 23, 2012, 9:44 am
…and steve, check out suzie’s last poster (back in Feb)….rather ironic
GaryO - September 23, 2012, 9:36 am
thesun seems a tad bot-like…several fractured, non-beating heart (I have no brain) comments like this in a row…..admin? the hammer please
steve1961 - September 22, 2012, 11:02 pm
Then again...you may prefer posters on Motitwist...they are positive messages...this site is called demotivational for a reason...and telling 70000 posters to be nice and wholesome will be time consuming for you...or you could TiVO Seventh Heaven...
steve1961 - September 22, 2012, 10:32 pm
Remember that Simpson's episode where the Native American Indian is told not to turn around when he's sees a tossed bit of litter? But he ignores the advice and ends up going ballistic? My advice...don't turn around...
thesunshinesing - September 22, 2012, 7:00 pm
please let's be respectful of and to God :) and nice :)


COULROPHOBIA -


TAGS: clown sweet dreams
Rating: 3.87/5

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ICEMAN - January 30, 2010, 12:27 am
A little self indulgent but I like it.


morning -


TAGS: good morning sweetheart rise n shine
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - October 30, 2015, 8:25 am
LOL! Good idea, Greeny!
Greeny - October 30, 2015, 6:56 am
pffftt... bathtub
mizzdizz - October 29, 2015, 11:54 pm
Hey, RL! The original was kinda complicated for my before coffee mental state. Had to simplify it a bit, but yeah! Great way to start the day! chuckle, chuckle!
Reality Lord - October 29, 2015, 4:06 pm

my new daily routine :)
mizzdizz - October 29, 2015, 11:59 am
Thanks, guys! Glad you liked it!
GaryO - October 29, 2015, 11:32 am
Best poster I've seen in awhile. Good'n Dizz
Bandit5906 - October 29, 2015, 11:30 am
Great idea!


HOORAY! HOORAY! FIRST OF MAY! - OUTDOOR SCREWING STARTS TODAY!


TAGS: two weeks following tax day
Rating: 4.31/5

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Arvantillian - April 16, 2012, 9:59 am
J. Coulton for the win!


FLYING NINJAS - They're everywhere


TAGS: ninjas ninja sweet lol funny
Rating: 2.47/5
RandomApe - August 21, 2009, 7:14 pm
ROFLMAO says FTW!!
Schifty - December 15, 2008, 2:12 pm
up your ass!
Dess - November 9, 2008, 12:57 pm
think about it people, when was the last time you saw a ninja?
tony - August 31, 2008, 4:12 pm
...thats the point you failures
steve - July 25, 2008, 2:31 pm
where is the ninjas
jon - July 4, 2008, 10:28 am
Flying Ninja's. WHERE!!!


MADF -




HEY CUBBYBEAR - I found your next Halloween costume.




DECISIONS DECISIONS -


TAGS: halloween costume
Rating: 4.86/5

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usmc650736 - October 29, 2011, 12:57 am
Doesn't matter... as long as you stay in the kitchen.
tellitlikeitis - October 27, 2011, 8:27 pm
Hahaha... funny.


YUK - YUK - YUK - Q: Why did the ghost go into the bar? A: For the BOOS!


TAGS: halloween ghost bar boo
Rating: 3.67/5

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falloutghoul - October 14, 2012, 9:02 am
This would also do well in Where The Pun Is.


NEIGHBORS -


TAGS: buried bus home sweet home
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - March 31, 2016, 11:45 am

Let's hope so, JW.
JesusWept - March 31, 2016, 7:42 am
Is that a tornado shelter or something? Clever haha.


CRABBY PUSSY - Arrives every 4th week !




A GOOD DAY -


TAGS: a weema whip a weema whip a weema whip
Rating: 3.67/5

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TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 1:25 am
And this one is amsome too!
Haarakkon - June 30, 2010, 1:23 am
Wow! I remembered the pic, but not that Sean had done it.
agdaniele - June 30, 2010, 1:19 am
Reminded me of this one.
agdaniele - March 10, 2010, 10:53 pm
This is still a great one!
NathanKett - October 8, 2009, 6:42 am
It's not the lion that's the problem, it' the five ninjas in the background
agdaniele - March 3, 2009, 7:50 pm
I see only 1 Lion. He must've tunneled. The picture? 5 poodles!
Sean - March 3, 2009, 7:08 pm
Hey yer right ... and is that ??? ... oh, man, it is ... THAT'S MELVIN. Wot a prick.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - March 3, 2009, 6:16 pm
That lion is having a good day at least.
Toussaint - February 9, 2009, 11:57 am
Well done, bravo.
Sean. - February 9, 2009, 11:41 am
Thanks RON. Bye.
RONSART - February 8, 2009, 11:11 pm
SUPER!!!....5+


BALANCE -


TAGS: good evil sweet sour
Rating: 4.77/5

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Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 1:50 pm
Man, that blue-eyed side is some scary shit!


MONDAYS - You're telling me they are going to happen every week ?




BOREDOM - What you do after you've even beaten Minesweeper


TAGS: boredom minesweeper
Rating: 1.46/5

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Anonymous2 - August 10, 2009, 4:58 pm
That's easy, you go for the wraparound version. There's videos on youtube for how to do it.


RULE 63 JESUS -


TAGS: christmas theme halloween twist fear the hell fire while trying to guess where the beard went
Rating: 3.41/5

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G4briel - April 30, 2010, 5:19 am
She will not pay for my sins; I will pay her for many many sins...


THE WEEKEND SURVIVAL KIT - Don't leave your Dorm with it


TAGS: weekend survival kit dorm
Rating: 3.29/5

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SteveOh - March 6, 2011, 8:40 am
i want one!!!
Faceplant31 - April 12, 2010, 11:25 am
Looks to be the perfect party favor for another sausage fest.


SCOTSMEN -




STOP POKING ME -


TAGS: pregnant women like sweet and salty things anyways
Rating: 3.92/5

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GreyScorpion - March 11, 2010, 1:27 pm
GD it Face!! BLLow Job is spelled with 2 L's. and I'll give you 3 more than that for the funny.


HALLOWEEN - The only day of the year where traumatizing children is socially acceptable


TAGS: halloween
Rating: 2.5/5

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Scorpio7 - January 28, 2009, 8:03 am
Looks like another victim of O J Simpson


WILLIE NELSON - did a great job disguising his tour bus yet for some reason everyone still knows the second he drives into town




INCONVENIENCE - Jane was a bit little pissed when she found out the address of the nearest center to treat her chronic narcolepsy.


TAGS: halloween freddy krueger elm street
Rating: 3.64/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 24, 2009, 6:52 pm
We aim to please......But when we can't, we aim for the eyes......(she likes it that way)
Produceman117 - December 24, 2009, 6:50 pm
LOL It was a fun night. Thanks, man.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 24, 2009, 6:49 pm
In all honesty, That was a good night. You have been a GREAT addition to this site......or as Mrs Mooooo calls it (Quit that already and help with the laundry!)
Produceman117 - December 24, 2009, 6:47 pm
Uh... yeah. Imagine what I was thinking! I had posted a couple of posters earlier in the month before I even knew you could comment on them, but this was my first real night here. I was like "who the f*ck is this guy?"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 24, 2009, 6:45 pm
I think I might have been drinking that night.....*snickers
Produceman117 - December 24, 2009, 6:38 pm
Moo+, open up all the comments on this poster and read the 22nd, 23rd and 24th comments from the bottom. It's from the night of my "initiation" so to speak.
R.S.Jake - December 14, 2009, 4:43 pm
I just read them all...my head hurts! :)
Produceman117 - December 5, 2009, 3:15 am
Well... 99.9% of the 146 comments on this one were from this one was from the first day I was registered and the first day I posted this poster. And I got an earful from 4 or 5 regulars about how things go around here. That was a weird night.
WTFO - November 1, 2009, 11:17 pm
Very Nice.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 1:54 am
Take it easy, Bart.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:54 am
Well, I'm going to call it a night. 'Night all.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:24 am
Having several stomachs does come in hand......Hey!....I'm not a fucking Cow!
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:21 am
Isn't that a normal thing with cows? That whole cud thingy?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:08 am
Snickering ...no....But I did throw up in my mouth a little.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:05 am
Spell checker gave me "freelance" too! Now you're just screwing with my head! I swear to God; i think I can hear Moo+ snickering from here. No innuendo!
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:03 am
By the way, that's another reason I like this poster. It makes my corner look good.
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:03 am
I'm sure you do indeed enjoy free-lance Bart. I'm sure you do.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:01 am
I work freelance. No one gets a percentage of my shit.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:00 am
You'll go with whoever pays....don't forget Aggy's cut!
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:59 am
I'll go with the prior...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:58 am
that's just White Guilt Bart......That, Or you're a pillowbiter.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:57 am
That's true. Well played, Random. Well played...
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:56 am
If he had said it, would you?
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:55 am
You'll never let me live that Kanye thing down, will ya?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:52 am
A true Jewish cowboy.....nothing gay aboot that...nope....nothing.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:50 am
No, I meant I had to make a conscious effort t not to make a racist joke. Also, it's hard for me to hold a guitar without playing Country.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:47 am
I wouldn't do it to you, Bart, if that makes you feel better. And Moo, no bullshit, I think you just changed my mind from getting a Sprite. But seriously, I'm gone. Now.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:45 am
Damn!!! You the shit Veggie.....I like your sense of humor. Will there be grape soda?
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:44 am
Must resist racist joke...Sorry, I'm southern. It's in the water.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:42 am
and watermelon and fried chicken... haha
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:42 am
What's a sprite? is there Gin in that?
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:42 am
*He's a very
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:41 am
Or Uncle Jim. He's very affectionate Uncle.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:41 am
Okay, cool Moo. I'm not crashing yet though. I just need some Sprite in my life. I'll be back.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:41 am
Blood is important. We also need bones to make our bread and flavor the soup.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:40 am
Yes, he watches us when we sleep... like the Yoda ghost in Star Wars.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:39 am
But welcome Veggie (imma call u veggie) We always need fresh blood.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:39 am
We usually say goodnight when we crash.....It's like a cue for Pedo-Sean.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:38 am
store, not story
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:37 am
I figured it out when you wouldn't pay for dinner. And the tattoo on your arm.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:37 am
I'm assuming you guys come and go without an announcement, but, at least this once, I didn't want to be rude. Anyway I'll find you guys later on, but I'm about to run to the story. Sorry for interrupting the zoophilia. Damn that's gross...
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:34 am
First you find out about the bestiality and NOW you know I'm Jewish! Are you stalking me? Is this because of the cow prom? You looked horrible in that dress!
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:33 am
Sean.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:33 am
Bestiality......who knew?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:32 am
Fuck!....The Jew is right.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:31 am
Yes, "impeccable" was intentional. That's right.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:31 am
Comment jump. My spelling is impecable! "Bestiality" The spell checker says I'm right.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:30 am
Yeah, Random, quit it. jk
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:29 am
Yeah, What's up with your spelling Bart.....Were you the one child "left behind"?
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:28 am
Random tangents. That's nothing if not Motifake fare.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:28 am
I was just trying to get you to ask me to prom Bart.....I cried all night, Thanks for bringing it up.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:28 am
The sheep don't complain. Moo+ is another story.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:28 am
Noted and agreed, Sean.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:27 am
BARTIMAEUS He put the "best" in "bestiality."
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:27 am
Passing thought that you may find interesting. I'm eating a box of "Just Bunches" from Honey Bunches of Oats, and although I thought it would be the most amazing thing ever, they're not the same without the flakes. Bummer.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:26 am
I prefer racial inversity: we each agree to hate our own. With parents as annoying as mine, it comes naturally to me.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:26 am
What's that supposed to mean? On one thread, you twisted my words and made me a fan of bestiality! (Yes, I do blame you, Moo+)
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:25 am
Oooops. No I didn't. It's called MOVIN' OUT. Nevermind.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:24 am
Yeah Eh? how aboot that?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:24 am
@ Bart....on the Forum, You're just the number 1 abuser. straight up.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:24 am
Racial diversity works for me.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:24 am
Oh what a coinkydink. I just finished a poster called MOVIN' ON. Wow, eh?
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:23 am
I'm blasian. jk Rule 1
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:23 am
Way.....even.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:21 am
Blue or not we have an actual Black guy?.......we're movin on up!!!...............................................(Remember rule #1)...I'm just rude that qay....and not often sober.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:21 am
On the forum, I'm the #1 abuser of the edit button.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:20 am
Ha! Moooooooooooooooo said "Noob." What a n000000000000000000000b!
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:20 am
Sean, Random, Moo, Bart... I'm up to speed. You had me going for a sec though, Sean.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:20 am
I can spell! It's the typing skillz I lack.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:19 am
It's a cool pic. It says you do not suffer from chromatic, or any other form of pomposity. I like it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:19 am
Just don't accept his offer to sleep over at his house and drink his "Jesus Juice"........Also, LOL @ Random, Hooked on Phonics Bart.....Look it up.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:18 am
Speaking of "Hella" has anyone read Hella Nation? Cool book.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:18 am
Yeah actually... see, I'm not all that good at finding/making original animated gifs, and this pic with the blue tint is the only one of myself that I've ever been willing to use as an icon.
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:16 am
Sounds about rightfor when you start talking to Moooooooooooooooo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:16 am
New folks often flood the site with trite bullshit. Sean is actually complimenting you for not being just another Noob with internet access....and to be honest, A compliment from Sean is like a golden ticket on this site.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:15 am
Hella confused, but I'll figure it out.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:15 am
rarer* is what I meant. Like the steak.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:15 am
so it's win-win!
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:14 am
Moooooooooooooooooooooooo's right unfortunately. Whenever I move into a new neighbourhood, I have to register with the local police detachment and introduce myself to all my neighbours as a Motifake Regular. Few seem to want to talk to me after that ...
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:14 am
Also as rare as someone named Bart who could learn how to type without spelling errors.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:13 am
That's even rare than a cow that can type.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:13 am
Everything is a joke!!!...are you really a blue black guy? That would be a really cool minority.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:12 am
Ok, that's helpful, but don't stop there.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:11 am
Always assume that what doesn't make immediate sense is sarcasm. In this case it is also a compliment. Those who have has to suffer the new guy deluge will understand what I'm saying. Little (more) help Moooooooooo-ster?
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:11 am
They're basically saying you're not like jalford or CJA.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:11 am
Sean has his own special type of "sense or humor" that's why he's on all those Registry's and watch lists.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:11 am
They're just too dense to see I was being sarcastic in pretending not to understand his sarcasm...That's it.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:10 am
Sarcastic about what?
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:09 am
What the fuck is a counterfeit noob? Is this another joke, or what?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:09 am
sean is being sarcastic (Rule #6, Sean is always sarcastic) Bart is just too dense to see it....JK Woody...I mean Bart....you're not dense
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:07 am
I've got 11 posters, Sean. What are you talking about?
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:06 am
Low blow, man. Low blow.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:04 am
title, and a text that represents the very first thing that came to mind? Where, I ask you?
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:04 am
I fear, gents, that our Produceman117 is but a counterfeit n00b. I mean, where are the 35 posters that he has unceremoniously peppered the site with (today alone)? You know what I mean. Mildly funny, already used pic after pic. Adorned by a lame ...
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:03 am
You should the one with the Monkey Lady. What's that one called?
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:00 am
Pretty much.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:00 am
Okay so let me know how this works: Do you guys just meet up at someone's random poster and chat or what?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 12:59 am
Neither...He was born that way and intends to stay that way.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 12:59 am
And he wears a cowboy hat.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 12:59 am
Wow, sweet. Post-op or pre-op?


WOULDN'T IT BE COOL - to have this cat?


TAGS: cat kitty skeleton halloween
Rating: 3.24/5

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katie - September 12, 2009, 12:53 pm
Poor cat.
CANADA - September 9, 2009, 6:07 pm
thats sweet, now i gota go catch the neighbours cat and spray paint it


A HUG. - For when you want to say something that cheers someone up, but can't explain it.


TAGS: say explain hug cheer sweet
Rating: 2.75/5

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Benlulz - September 24, 2010, 6:32 pm
(y)
forseti - September 22, 2010, 2:22 pm
Negative comments are more important to improve IMO. But I never want to harm anybody. Just hints and just my opinion. You're right, my start was suboptimal. BUT I tried hard to improve and had never any quarreling. In fact, I'm a misinterpreted angel! :D
TheTrashHeap - September 22, 2010, 1:24 pm
I have never had a hard time taking criticism. (from those qualified to hand it out) All I'm saying is that you make a lot of negative comments for someone who never took them well. Think back to when you first joined, you know what I mean.
forseti - September 22, 2010, 9:41 am
I didn't dish out, just gave some hints. Benlulz got it right. And I never hated criticism. I just didn't like your diss, specially because you're one of those who can't take criticism very much. Don't take my comments literally if there is a wink. -> ;)
TheTrashHeap - September 22, 2010, 8:40 am
If everything that "didn't fit that much to Motifake" was rejected there would only be a couple thousand posters here. You hated criticism when you started here forseti, why do you dish so much out now?
forseti - September 22, 2010, 8:11 am
we're all here for fun, so enjoy. some posters may not work with the audience so if you upload them you probably get some bad votings sooner or later. not giving a shit on this is the first step to become a regular I guess. So go on! :D
Benlulz - September 22, 2010, 7:39 am
no prob man ^^ i just like the way you can make posters and since i had some inspiration i just created it :)
forseti - September 22, 2010, 6:41 am
as it was approved, it's okand at least not your fault!! ;) As I said, I like it, but it doesn't fit that much to moti_fake_. Just my opinion, nothing personal! ;)
Benlulz - September 22, 2010, 6:27 am
>_
Benlulz - September 22, 2010, 6:27 am
Oh, didn't know it HAD to be demo. or funny, >_
forseti - September 21, 2010, 6:06 pm
that's nice, but not demotivational or funny. wrong domain?!? ;)


NUTELLA -


TAGS: sticky sweet nutty brown cubby
Rating: 4.15/5

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daimuldoon - February 7, 2011, 3:46 pm
whoa 2 girls 1 cup flash back


WEEGEE BOARD - You can ask it questions but, it will only stare.....and stare.....and stare......




SHARK WEEK -




Guts vs. Balls -


TAGS: guts vs balls difference between
Rating: 5/5

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SLOHAND62 - May 4, 2013, 12:32 am
WoW 5 L's Thats worse than calling the wife by her younger sisters name LoL


WANNA RIDE -


TAGS: sweet hitch hiker
Rating: 4.83/5

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kimzter - November 6, 2011, 1:48 am
yes if some of the others deserve 5 lions this should be a 6
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 4, 2011, 9:54 pm
This is the greatest poster I've seen in months 5L


I AM THE SHADOW -


TAGS: this is halloween this is halloween
Rating: 4.64/5

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slurzup - August 26, 2011, 3:19 pm
thats a friggin awsome pic!!!


My Face When The Halloween Displays Come Out! -


TAGS: halloween toddler
Rating: 4.38/5

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xnavygunner - February 16, 2016, 8:03 pm
And that'd be the house I'd love to see!!!
NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 9:37 pm
...Especially the elaborate Halloween-themed murder-suicide crime-scene displays put-up on some peoples lawns!... Oh-wait, that's just on mine... Just a display, yeah.
mizzdizz - September 16, 2015, 8:59 am
Black, lots of black! and purple! Spiders, webs, fake blood! Not only time to freshen up my décor, but stock up for pranks! I luuuuuv Halloween! 5 goth lions!


WORKING GIRLS - Always happy when the fleet is in


TAGS: fleet week sf
Rating: 3.73/5

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MEANWHILE - In Colorado...


TAGS: colorado legalization weed
Rating: 0/5

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Greeny - November 16, 2012, 5:57 pm
If that don't beat all...


SMOKING -


TAGS: weed
Rating: 4.13/5

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M0rd3kaI - March 14, 2012, 11:00 am
What's the 5aying?? Left by day-Right by night??
forseti - May 26, 2011, 1:12 am
cuz da right way is wrong!
CaptainBaked - May 25, 2011, 5:59 pm
I can roll one like that with both arms closed... and an eye tied behind my back... whaah...? 1stCOM quit baby sitting that spliff! I believe it goes to the left... :)
the1stCOMMI3 - May 25, 2011, 5:30 pm
far out maaan


ADDICTION - Because Tweeting it is more important than your life.


TAGS: tweeter addiction fire panel exit
Rating: 4.64/5

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jejeloman - March 18, 2012, 1:46 am
... and other people would tweet about the burning one because he was tweeting... fail
MercAlert - March 17, 2012, 7:35 pm
If you're in Paris (look above the sign) then of course you should tweet about it!


MONDAYS -


TAGS: happen every week humor
Rating: 4.27/5

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rerun - March 25, 2013, 9:03 pm

I will tell you what a bad Monday it. I went to send the site owner a PM, almost banned him instead.


TROLLOLOL - What? You mad bro


TAGS: happy halloween trolling your night
Rating: 3.33/5

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motifayk - November 20, 2011, 7:57 am
No bro.... not atroll


Al Capone Day -




THE ECONOMY - “Billionaire Bruce Wayne announced record losses and severe budget cuts…”




MY FIRST HUNT -


TAGS: how sweet of jake
Rating: 4.92/5

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agdaniele - August 5, 2010, 2:21 am
Despite what you think that hat was for, he was hard before they got to the blind.


Halloween is Coming -


TAGS: halloween
Rating: 4.86/5

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MissPriss - October 22, 2013, 7:55 pm
Yes indeed! I 5Live for Hallowe'en.


WASN'T ME MAN -


TAGS: dude sweet haircut
Rating: 4.85/5

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agdaniele - August 5, 2010, 9:12 pm
Aces!
Reality Lord - August 5, 2010, 8:03 pm

ditto!
Faceplant31 - August 5, 2010, 7:38 pm
Perfect!!!!!!!!5L


PAUSE -


TAGS: kill the weeds by cultivating them
Rating: 4.78/5

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JesusWept - October 2, 2012, 1:31 pm
Brilliant :D
spacedog - October 5, 2010, 5:35 pm
Fantastic job Haar.
Sean - September 27, 2010, 6:00 pm
I love it. Totally great. Highest calliber.
agdaniele - September 27, 2010, 2:36 am
Beautiful.


BLESSING -


TAGS: happy halloween everyone
Rating: 4.71/5

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Ed-Hyde - November 1, 2010, 7:15 am
Amen to that! 5L cause she looked AWESOME once I got her out of that silly skin suit.


TWEETS -


TAGS: tweets motifake posters funny cubby
Rating: 4.59/5

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Cloudchaser - June 30, 2010, 6:59 am
That and David Bowie is the only man permitted to sparkle


TO DO LIST -


TAGS: if number two doesn t get done scratch number one for this week
Rating: 4.48/5

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crankyhead - December 17, 2010, 12:22 pm
if thi5 po5ter wa5 food i'd a5k for 5econd5.
Sean - February 22, 2010, 6:33 pm
Beautiful.
GreyScorpion - February 22, 2010, 9:39 am
Most Excellent, 5 Survivors


BITCH PLEASE -




HAPPY HALLOWEEN! - From ghoulies & ghosties - And long-legged beasties ... And things that go bump in the night, Good Lord! ... Deliver us!(Old Scottish saying)




HALLOWEEN - When there are no more Players Online




WEEGEE - Don't look into the eyes, you asshole!


TAGS: weegee stare
Rating: 2.42/5


ALTERNATE ENDINGS - They are always epic fails


TAGS: blair witch blair horror halloween movies
Rating: 1.67/5

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Charles - November 12, 2008, 3:54 am
Starring Elizabeth Montcumery, Agnes Moorehead, Dick York and Dick Sargent. (Funnily enough, the last 3 are their real names!)
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 12, 2008, 1:39 am
Not to be confused with the porno knock-off The Bare Witch Project.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 12, 2008, 1:37 am
That would be the Bear Witch Project then.
The Witch - November 12, 2008, 12:27 am
God that movie sucked. I couldn't stop laughing after they threw away the fucking map. Should have been eaten by bears.


Vernal Equinox -


TAGS: car snow three more weeks
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - March 4, 2015, 4:47 am
Laughing so hard it huuuurrrrrts! Choke Sputter Choke! My street ices up real bad! Normally I live near the intersection of Snow and Ice. This year I'm up to my ankles in mud! Well played Yuk-yuk! Well played! 5L!
theyuk - February 28, 2015, 8:49 pm
Our elders sometimes add a supplication to the goddess "Jane! Stop this crazy thing!"
lgvernon - February 28, 2015, 8:30 pm

Yes! And we also sing the song of our people at the same time. "Ohhhhhhhhhh. Ssssshhhhhhhhh%&££££t!
Oldsod - February 28, 2015, 7:23 pm
Mmmyessss...my little rig did that very dance in 4WD today.


Creative -




NOT BAD NOT BAD AT ALL -


TAGS: halloween rerun black swan
Rating: 4.62/5

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rerun - November 1, 2011, 3:07 am

Ahhhh, I remember those days. Good times.®
mariand - October 31, 2011, 5:17 pm
LOL... no way


RELAX - She just wants your dealers number.


TAGS: weed
Rating: 4.26/5

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justme - May 5, 2011, 3:15 pm
haha in the netherlands you use small rise rolling papers just for sigarets... the long ones are for some other stuff XD
CaptainBaked - May 5, 2011, 4:49 am
HAHA! If only...


NICE GUYS FINISH LAST - but they get the best consolation prizes


TAGS: big bang kiss freakin sweeet
Rating: 3.8/5

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Maddness - September 16, 2011, 9:01 am
how can anyone not like this...


HALLOWEEN... AGAIN! - That means listening to Matt screaming "Oooooh Yeah!" over and over... Just gimme the Koolaid already...




GERMAN MAIDS -


TAGS: life time woman triplet halloween costume sexy gun
Rating: 2.82/5

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Cubbybear - April 24, 2009, 6:03 pm
Only hairier


I'M LOVING IT! - Today's special: Weedburger




GLOBAL WARMING - Could it please get started?




PIRATES - Every household should have one.


TAGS: cats pirates sweet
Rating: 2.23/5

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Signe - February 10, 2009, 7:22 pm
That puss is HARDCORE


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ZOMBIE PUMPKINS - xx more days to Halloween, Halloween, Halloween. xx more days to Halloween, Silver Shamrock.




NO... - There are actually five


TAGS: ninjas ninja sweet lol funny
Rating: 1.87/5
GJT - November 9, 2008, 10:34 pm
You're all wrong...there are at least 25 ninjas in that picture, and they killed all of you, you just haven't realized it yet.
Neal - May 15, 2008, 11:53 pm
I see 3 of them... where are the other two?
Silent BD - May 15, 2008, 6:06 pm
Dude, the ninjas all left half an hour ago!


SENSITIVITY -


TAGS: birds friends aweet mike cubby
Rating: 4.81/5

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fredcruz1234 - November 18, 2011, 12:19 am
Fish yeah I know...


PARTY -


TAGS: weekend friday money job
Rating: 4.58/5

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gas - June 27, 2012, 7:30 pm
chin chin


WEEKENDS -


TAGS: weekends welcome short bus
Rating: 4.55/5

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Jackl - November 8, 2010, 2:14 pm
Yep , cannot wait to find this one at the local Wal-mart ..till then it makes a great wallpaper for my computer
jameswnash - August 13, 2010, 8:23 pm
I want that doormat!


SWEET TOOTH PHOTO BOMB -


TAGS: sweet tooth photo bomb troll
Rating: 4.44/5

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WellThatSucked - February 29, 2012, 5:36 pm
I was expecting a real bomb from Sweet Tooth


DRUNK PEE WEE -




TIGER'S THERAPY SESSION - Don't Look At Her Ass, Don't Look At Her Ass, Don't Look At Her Ass (Whew THAT was Close)


TAGS: look at it tiger its sweeeeet
Rating: 4.31/5

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Ed-Hyde - October 25, 2010, 10:59 am
I want to caption the 3 guys behind her. From right to left. 'Nice Ass', 'I'm not looking!', 'Someone stole mah bukkit'.
rerun - October 23, 2010, 4:53 pm

she wouldn't have anything to do with him
angelous - October 23, 2010, 1:20 pm
nice.


DARN BEANS -




SWEET OLD MISS JOYCE -


TAGS: sweet old lady with age comes wisdom
Rating: 4.29/5

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Faceplant31 - May 20, 2010, 10:04 am
Dats right you gosh damn wipersnappers! 5L Ice


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